1 00:00:01,420 --> 00:00:02,420 Hey, Mrs. B. 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:03,720 Wow. 3 00:00:03,940 --> 00:00:04,980 You look great. 4 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:07,920 Oh, do I? Yeah, what's the occasion? 5 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:12,100 Well, the occasion was your makeup and hair test for the wedding. 6 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:16,239 Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I don't know how I missed it. 7 00:00:18,740 --> 00:00:19,740 Hey, Mama. 8 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:21,540 Whoa, you look amazing. 9 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:23,140 Yeah, what's the occasion? 10 00:00:24,240 --> 00:00:25,880 I didn't miss our anniversary, did I? 11 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,460 I missed the hair and makeup test. 12 00:00:29,820 --> 00:00:31,540 I texted you about it twice. 13 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:36,880 What? Oh, uh, mama, you texted the Butler fam group. Courtney's not in that 14 00:00:37,140 --> 00:00:38,140 Yes! 15 00:00:38,740 --> 00:00:39,740 I'm sorry. 16 00:00:39,770 --> 00:00:43,310 I see the Butler Boys over here. No, no, Butler Boys is up. 17 00:00:44,970 --> 00:00:45,970 Okay, 18 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:52,650 so which group has the little Yoda driving the car? Oh, not the Daphne 19 00:00:52,650 --> 00:00:55,330 group. That's where we talk about pick -up and drop -offs for daycare. Oh, and 20 00:00:55,330 --> 00:00:58,350 for the record, it's Grogu on a land speeder, but yes. 21 00:01:01,010 --> 00:01:02,010 Change that. 22 00:01:02,050 --> 00:01:03,050 Okay, 23 00:01:04,489 --> 00:01:08,680 the makeup test may have been my oversight, but I am... very busy, okay? 24 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:13,600 got the florist, the rentals, the caterers. I mean, if we take our eyes 25 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:17,040 ball, we're going to be sitting around the reception eating gravy jacks. 26 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:20,920 I ain't be mad at that till Jack Fry's be fired. 27 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:24,940 Marty, come on. 28 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,420 Get your head in the game, man. Be better. 29 00:01:28,420 --> 00:01:30,400 Welcome to the block. Welcome to the neighborhood. 30 00:01:30,820 --> 00:01:31,860 Welcome to the hood. 31 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:34,740 That fight was a nightmare. 32 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:38,520 Because one passenger is allergic, nobody gets peanuts. 33 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:43,260 Mom, it seems like a small sacrifice to save a life. 34 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,520 No flakes. 35 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:45,840 Oh, look! 36 00:01:46,780 --> 00:01:48,300 It's your buddy, Calvin. 37 00:01:48,660 --> 00:01:49,940 Oh, well, Paula. 38 00:01:50,260 --> 00:01:52,700 Welcome back. Thank you. How was your flight? 39 00:01:53,020 --> 00:01:55,820 Doesn't anybody dress up to get on an airplane anymore? 40 00:01:56,060 --> 00:01:59,280 I mean, the girl sitting next to me, she was wearing pajamas. 41 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:02,120 Nothing sacred. 42 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:04,080 But the flight was surprisingly smooth. 43 00:02:04,830 --> 00:02:08,070 I was a little worried when I saw that we had a DEI pilot. 44 00:02:09,710 --> 00:02:11,490 Oh, I bet you were. 45 00:02:11,850 --> 00:02:13,430 Yeah. There, get your mic. 46 00:02:13,930 --> 00:02:16,990 Mom, Mom, you really shouldn't say things like that. 47 00:02:17,210 --> 00:02:21,070 What? I said it was smooth. I mean, are compliments illegal now? 48 00:02:23,570 --> 00:02:25,250 Hey, Paula, how is your night? 49 00:02:25,630 --> 00:02:30,590 I better call Chip and tell him I landed safely. 50 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:32,550 I'm sure he's been worried sick. 51 00:02:32,890 --> 00:02:34,690 since I told him about the lady pilot. 52 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:39,390 Oh, okay. So she just don't like nobody. 53 00:02:41,110 --> 00:02:42,350 Chip is her new boyfriend. 54 00:02:42,610 --> 00:02:44,870 He owns a chain of car dealerships back home. 55 00:02:45,410 --> 00:02:47,250 That's all she talked about on the way here. 56 00:02:47,850 --> 00:02:51,690 Chip was a fan of the opera at the Great Lakes Supper Club, and Chip had the 57 00:02:51,690 --> 00:02:52,970 hips of a salsa dancer. 58 00:02:54,650 --> 00:02:55,990 He doesn't sound so bad. 59 00:02:56,330 --> 00:03:00,190 Chip is a very generous lover. He does things your father would never do. 60 00:03:05,710 --> 00:03:07,330 I couldn't possibly take another bite of cake. 61 00:03:07,650 --> 00:03:10,930 I cannot believe y 'all are complaining about having a taste cake. 62 00:03:12,870 --> 00:03:14,110 Uh, excuse me. 63 00:03:14,990 --> 00:03:18,870 But who told your mother that you didn't need her help with the tablecloth? 64 00:03:20,650 --> 00:03:23,430 I was just trying to take something off her plate. 65 00:03:23,730 --> 00:03:24,970 See, that's just it. 66 00:03:25,210 --> 00:03:29,250 She doesn't want things off her plate. She wants everything on her plate. 67 00:03:29,550 --> 00:03:30,870 She lives for this. 68 00:03:31,190 --> 00:03:34,450 Yeah, but she's been so stressed out, running all over town. We don't want our 69 00:03:34,450 --> 00:03:35,450 wedding to kill her. 70 00:03:35,970 --> 00:03:36,970 Okay, okay. 71 00:03:37,290 --> 00:03:40,230 I see what's going on here. You think this is your wedding. 72 00:03:40,550 --> 00:03:42,750 No, no, no, no. This is her wedding. 73 00:03:43,730 --> 00:03:44,990 Yeah, she told me that. 74 00:03:45,430 --> 00:03:48,910 You know, and if we survive this, we're still not out the woods. 75 00:03:49,250 --> 00:03:54,310 Because two weeks later, it's Malcolm's wedding, which is actually... Your 76 00:03:54,310 --> 00:03:55,310 mama's wedding. 77 00:03:55,950 --> 00:03:58,910 Don't forget it. I mean, the slightest thing could set her off. 78 00:03:59,350 --> 00:04:01,250 You know what I call her when she gets like this? 79 00:04:02,230 --> 00:04:03,230 TNT. 80 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:09,090 Ouch. Does she know you want to call her that? Oh, hell no. 81 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:12,330 You're not going to flip on this, are you? 82 00:04:14,690 --> 00:04:15,690 Never. 83 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:18,250 Now, listen. Y 'all let me handle this. 84 00:04:18,649 --> 00:04:24,610 I am the only one that knows how to deal with her when she gets like this. So 85 00:04:24,610 --> 00:04:28,770 for the next month, everything runs through me. 86 00:04:29,110 --> 00:04:30,110 All we clear. 87 00:04:30,570 --> 00:04:31,570 Crystal. Roger that. 88 00:04:32,030 --> 00:04:33,030 Here. 89 00:04:39,210 --> 00:04:44,470 Mrs. B, thank you so much for doing the afternoon pickups and all the wedding 90 00:04:44,470 --> 00:04:48,870 errands. Is there anything you can't do? Oh, stop it. 91 00:04:50,050 --> 00:04:51,050 Oh, 92 00:04:51,790 --> 00:04:55,290 man, I just love going to daycare. Yeah, but that little Connor, he's a piece of 93 00:04:55,290 --> 00:04:56,189 work, though. 94 00:04:56,190 --> 00:04:58,530 Really? He's usually so sweet. 95 00:04:59,150 --> 00:05:02,270 Well, Tina says he's not sweet, so, you know, drop it. 96 00:05:04,750 --> 00:05:07,360 You know what? Caught him pulling Daphne's hair. 97 00:05:07,820 --> 00:05:10,280 Oh, no. Did you talk to Miss Doris? 98 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,760 Miss Doris? I talked to Connor. 99 00:05:15,980 --> 00:05:17,340 Mama, he's two. 100 00:05:18,460 --> 00:05:20,880 We usually let the teachers handle this kind of stuff. 101 00:05:21,180 --> 00:05:22,820 Well, that little boy needed to be told. 102 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,800 We do not pull hairs. 103 00:05:30,340 --> 00:05:34,020 Oh, Jeopardy's supposed to be on Channel 4, but no. 104 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:35,560 Here it's on seven. 105 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:38,220 Did your crazy governor do that? 106 00:05:38,780 --> 00:05:41,600 Yes, Mom. It's all part of his radical agenda. 107 00:05:42,460 --> 00:05:43,460 I knew it. 108 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:46,360 What's with the lamp? 109 00:05:46,660 --> 00:05:48,500 It's a Himalayan rock salt lamp. 110 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:53,640 Some doctors believe it helps with stress relief, fat burning, improved 111 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:56,100 Sounds like a load of crap. 112 00:05:57,940 --> 00:05:59,560 I agree, but... 113 00:06:00,010 --> 00:06:04,630 You know, the telehealth company I work for wants me to encourage my therapy 114 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:05,710 clients to buy them. 115 00:06:06,050 --> 00:06:07,790 So you're selling lamps now? 116 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:13,690 Let me talk to Chip. I mean, his business is going crazy. I'm sure he 117 00:06:13,690 --> 00:06:16,450 a job for you. Mom, wouldn't that job be in Michigan? 118 00:06:16,890 --> 00:06:18,330 Well, I didn't say there wouldn't be adjustment. 119 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:21,130 Mom, 120 00:06:21,610 --> 00:06:24,310 we moved here for a reason. 121 00:06:24,790 --> 00:06:25,790 To hurt me? 122 00:06:26,110 --> 00:06:27,110 No. 123 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:34,960 Gemma got a very impressive job here. Yeah, but she was telling me that she's 124 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:36,260 over it. Right, Gemma? 125 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,720 I didn't say over it. 126 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:43,600 No, I don't blame you. I once worked for some fancy private school where 127 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:44,980 everyone gets a gold star. 128 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:46,740 Even the slow kids. 129 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,000 Oh. 130 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:50,520 Definitely didn't say slow kids. 131 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:56,000 Mom, please, I know that you love Michigan, but our lives are here. 132 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:58,300 Plus, Grover just started a new high school. 133 00:06:58,520 --> 00:07:00,800 Oh, yeah, where he's covering himself with tattoos. 134 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:06,540 One tattoo, Mom. Well, in Kalamazoo, kids don't get tattoos because they're 135 00:07:06,540 --> 00:07:07,540 in gangs. 136 00:07:07,980 --> 00:07:10,920 Grover is not in a gang. We can't even get him to join a club. 137 00:07:11,620 --> 00:07:14,460 Well, I'm just glad you're all so happy here. 138 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:20,380 I mean, if you're choosing to pay these California taxes, it must be worth it. 139 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,560 It is worth it. We have beautiful beaches. 140 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:28,040 Yeah, we never go to them, but we could. 141 00:07:33,180 --> 00:07:36,340 Daphne's finally down, and we are never giving her cake again. 142 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:38,300 Marty, we've got problems. 143 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:40,720 Look at your phone. 144 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:45,300 Connor's mom is in the parents' group chat complaining that your mom 145 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:46,420 and disciplined her child. 146 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,200 Yeah, well, her child pulled Daphne's hair. 147 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:52,600 Hey, man, where did all the cake go? 148 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,480 Uh -oh. It's Doris. 149 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:56,900 What, the daycare director? 150 00:07:57,340 --> 00:07:58,680 Decline. Yeah, don't answer. Just decline. 151 00:07:58,960 --> 00:07:59,960 Courtney, you can decline. 152 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:01,040 Courtney! 153 00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:02,560 Hello? Hi! 154 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:04,540 Miss Doris! 155 00:08:04,820 --> 00:08:05,820 Uh -huh. 156 00:08:05,940 --> 00:08:06,940 Uh -huh. 157 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:08,740 Sure. Uh -huh. 158 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:10,480 Uh -huh, I understand. 159 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:12,160 Thank you. 160 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,960 Well, that was a lot of uh -huhs. 161 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:18,280 Your mom? 162 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:23,920 has been banned from daycare. Oh. 163 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:28,000 What are we going to do? We can't tell her. It'll destroy her. 164 00:08:28,340 --> 00:08:30,620 We have to tell her something. Oh, no, we don't. 165 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:33,260 Listen, you heard Pop. 166 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:36,360 When she gets stressed out like this, everything goes to him. 167 00:08:37,020 --> 00:08:39,520 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. OK. 168 00:08:39,740 --> 00:08:43,640 Uh, Daddy, we have a problem. 169 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:47,340 Why does everything in this town have to be vegan? 170 00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:48,700 It doesn't. 171 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,900 And froyo isn't vegan. 172 00:08:52,270 --> 00:08:54,890 I just want to know, who canceled ice cream? 173 00:08:56,690 --> 00:08:57,690 Calvin! 174 00:08:58,690 --> 00:08:59,690 Come here. 175 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:01,350 Can I ask you a question? 176 00:09:01,650 --> 00:09:02,650 Of course. 177 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,630 Why does this keep happening? 178 00:09:05,450 --> 00:09:08,030 Everybody in L .A. thinks my name is Karen. 179 00:09:11,010 --> 00:09:13,990 You know, because you beat Karen so much. 180 00:09:15,950 --> 00:09:17,370 That's definitely the reason. 181 00:09:19,130 --> 00:09:20,190 Oh, good. 182 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:22,360 Uh -oh. What? 183 00:09:23,260 --> 00:09:24,820 I got a text from Marty. 184 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:27,640 Says Tina's been banned from daycare. 185 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:28,900 What? Why? 186 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:30,760 This is all I have. 187 00:09:30,980 --> 00:09:32,220 Oh, my God. 188 00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:34,060 She's going to be so upset. 189 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:36,060 Well, not on my watch. 190 00:09:36,460 --> 00:09:41,220 Let me text the boys back in the group text and just let them know, stay out of 191 00:09:41,220 --> 00:09:42,220 this. 192 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:45,360 I will keep T and Tina from blowing her top. 193 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:50,560 Did you hear that? Oh, that is... 194 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,490 So, the perfect nickname? 195 00:09:52,730 --> 00:09:53,730 Isn't it right? 196 00:09:53,850 --> 00:09:54,850 Boo -boo! 197 00:09:58,510 --> 00:09:59,510 Okay, good! 198 00:09:59,830 --> 00:10:01,590 Dad says he's handling it. Oh, damn. 199 00:10:01,850 --> 00:10:03,990 Pop sent the text to the Butler fam chat. 200 00:10:04,630 --> 00:10:06,310 Your mom is in that one. 201 00:10:07,510 --> 00:10:08,950 We are all gonna die! 202 00:10:10,730 --> 00:10:11,730 Daddy, 203 00:10:13,330 --> 00:10:14,330 what have you done? 204 00:10:14,550 --> 00:10:16,130 What are you talking about? That text. 205 00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:18,230 About T and Tina blowing her top? 206 00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:20,520 You sent it to the group with Mama in it. 207 00:10:24,140 --> 00:10:25,140 Oh, 208 00:10:26,260 --> 00:10:29,520 damn, I did. 209 00:10:30,780 --> 00:10:31,780 You did. 210 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:33,660 Look, it is a group chat. 211 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:37,940 You check and double check, and if all else fails, you unsend. 212 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,280 But it's too late now. 213 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:41,300 The die has been cast. 214 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,480 Mark, Marty, get a hold of yourself. 215 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:50,780 All right, look, I'll just say that you didn't like the cake that your mama 216 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:52,520 picked out and that you want coconut. 217 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:54,620 And you thought she would be mad. 218 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,940 So that's it. Say it with me. Coconut. 219 00:10:57,180 --> 00:10:58,180 Coconut. Coconut. 220 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,320 How do you explain calling her T and Tina? 221 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,080 Okay, 222 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:08,959 you know what? 223 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:13,020 I'll just say that she's hot like a firecracker. 224 00:11:13,490 --> 00:11:14,850 Oh. Huh? Oh, yeah. 225 00:11:15,650 --> 00:11:20,010 Come on. It just came from nowhere. I landed a plane without me. You see me? 226 00:11:21,810 --> 00:11:26,170 She's going to love that. She's going to love it. And she is not here screaming 227 00:11:26,170 --> 00:11:28,590 at us, so maybe she hasn't seen her yet. 228 00:11:28,810 --> 00:11:31,830 That's a good point. Yeah. We still got time to smash our phone. 229 00:11:33,750 --> 00:11:34,750 Oh, Jeff. 230 00:11:35,190 --> 00:11:36,190 No. 231 00:11:37,090 --> 00:11:40,050 Tom Selleck hasn't stolen me away from you yet. 232 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:45,680 Okay, 233 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:47,480 good night, honey. 234 00:11:48,820 --> 00:11:49,820 No. 235 00:11:51,060 --> 00:11:52,540 No, I can't. 236 00:11:53,460 --> 00:11:54,600 We're right here. 237 00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:55,860 Yeah, 238 00:11:57,180 --> 00:11:58,180 we're right here, Chip. 239 00:12:00,740 --> 00:12:03,140 So how's Chip, besides horny? 240 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:05,800 He's fine. 241 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,300 Oh, and guess what? 242 00:12:07,540 --> 00:12:09,400 He has a job for you. 243 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:13,520 Mom, I told you, I... I don't want to sell cars. 244 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,820 Your passion is selling lamps? 245 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:19,580 They're making you sell lamps now? 246 00:12:20,020 --> 00:12:21,160 Oh, honey. 247 00:12:22,660 --> 00:12:25,180 And the job wouldn't even be in sales. 248 00:12:25,740 --> 00:12:28,460 Mom, I told you, I don't want the job. 249 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,480 Because you'd be a nepo baby? 250 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:35,120 Nobody has to know he's rocking your mommy. 251 00:12:39,449 --> 00:12:45,370 That wasn't the issue, although now it will haunt me forever. Mama, for the 252 00:12:45,370 --> 00:12:48,890 hundredth time, we live in Los Angeles. 253 00:12:50,550 --> 00:12:51,550 All right. 254 00:12:52,910 --> 00:12:53,910 I get it. 255 00:12:56,170 --> 00:12:57,230 I had to try. 256 00:12:58,950 --> 00:13:03,530 And you know I only do this because I love you and I miss you and I just wish 257 00:13:03,530 --> 00:13:04,970 you weren't so far away. 258 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:09,880 Actually sweet. 259 00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:12,300 Rocking her world? 260 00:13:14,020 --> 00:13:15,020 Okay. 261 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:21,760 Looks like the coast is clear. 262 00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:25,740 Our phone's right there. Okay, what's our password? Don't worry about that. 263 00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:27,580 Everybody just clear out. 264 00:13:27,860 --> 00:13:30,140 Watch out for shrapnel. No, Daddy, you don't have to... 265 00:13:34,890 --> 00:13:35,890 That's true. We good. 266 00:13:35,970 --> 00:13:36,970 How you doing? 267 00:13:37,090 --> 00:13:38,090 That's the real question. 268 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:39,350 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. 269 00:13:40,310 --> 00:13:43,170 Where did my phone go? That's what I'm looking for. You know, I don't know. 270 00:13:43,430 --> 00:13:46,010 You know, how about we go to the store and get you a new one? Yeah. 271 00:13:46,490 --> 00:13:49,410 You know, I hear the cameras are so much better now. 272 00:13:49,710 --> 00:13:52,970 Oh, okay, fine. But before we go, a quick question. 273 00:13:53,410 --> 00:13:54,890 Who's T and Tina? Damn it! 274 00:13:55,830 --> 00:13:58,590 So, who is T and Tina? 275 00:13:59,190 --> 00:14:00,410 That's the question. That is the question. 276 00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:03,030 You know, T and Tina... 277 00:14:03,450 --> 00:14:04,450 Is you, babe. 278 00:14:04,570 --> 00:14:06,590 Because you hot like a firecracker. 279 00:14:07,610 --> 00:14:08,990 You like that, don't you? 280 00:14:09,430 --> 00:14:10,430 I do not. 281 00:14:14,390 --> 00:14:15,390 That's all I got. 282 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:22,070 Wait a minute. Why are you so worried I'm going to blow my top? 283 00:14:22,710 --> 00:14:26,570 It's about the cake. We have decided we want coconut. Coconut. 284 00:14:26,850 --> 00:14:29,450 Oh, okay. That makes sense because you're allergic. 285 00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:34,310 So you want your whole chest to break out in a big itchy rash on your wedding 286 00:14:34,310 --> 00:14:35,730 day. Daddy made us lie. 287 00:14:38,430 --> 00:14:41,970 It's not my fault that y 'all sent our grandbaby to a little punk -ass 288 00:14:41,970 --> 00:14:42,970 preschool. 289 00:14:43,570 --> 00:14:46,670 Wait, wait a minute. What are y 'all talking about? 290 00:14:47,270 --> 00:14:51,250 It's about that little boy that you yelled at, dear. I did not yell at that 291 00:14:51,250 --> 00:14:53,330 little boy. When do I yell at kids? 292 00:14:54,550 --> 00:14:56,930 Regardless, Doris has... 293 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:04,820 Banned you from daycare. 294 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:06,960 Banned? 295 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:10,960 I see. 296 00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:18,120 Well, I would love to tell Doris my side of the story, so I'll stop 297 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,120 by and say hi. 298 00:15:19,260 --> 00:15:23,140 I don't think that's a good idea. 299 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:26,120 Now, now, do not worry about me, okay? 300 00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:28,780 I'll just have a quick chat with Doris and... 301 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,980 Maybe take away something she loves. 302 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:59,080 Well, she very helpfully alerted security to three possible terrorists at 303 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,080 bag drop. 304 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,840 0 for 3, by the way. 305 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:06,820 Well, now she's Chip's problem. 306 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,120 I gotta say, he's kind of good for her. 307 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:10,780 Yeah, she did seem happy. 308 00:16:11,620 --> 00:16:15,080 Just so insulting that she would think that I would drop everything and go work 309 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,700 for the great and powerful Chip. 310 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,840 Well, I'm the Phantom. I sell cars. 311 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,360 Although I checked out his website, it's actually pretty impressive. 312 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:25,060 Yeah, I looked at it. 313 00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:26,800 Seems snazzy enough. 314 00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:31,780 Oh, somebody's texting me from Kalamazoo. 315 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:33,320 It's Chip. 316 00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:34,700 Hey, sport. 317 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:38,300 You're not my dad, Chip. It's okay, Dad. 318 00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:43,840 Just wanted to give you a few deets on the job. Not fooling anyone with the 319 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:44,840 deets, Grandpa. 320 00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:50,780 VP of Human Resources? 321 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,420 Isn't that kind of good? 322 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:54,320 I mean, it is. 323 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:59,380 In a different world, that would be right up my alley, but it's in 324 00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:03,140 and we live in L .A. Yeah, we do. We could go to the beach right now. 325 00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:04,820 You want to go right now? 326 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,240 I don't know. Traffic. 327 00:17:09,859 --> 00:17:13,980 Look, babe, I'm sorry that you're having to deal with all of this. 328 00:17:14,359 --> 00:17:18,260 I mean, you got enough on your plate with the wedding coming up in two weeks 329 00:17:18,260 --> 00:17:21,859 all these super sensitive parents snitching you out? 330 00:17:22,359 --> 00:17:23,359 Basically over nothing. 331 00:17:24,780 --> 00:17:27,319 I'm not mad at them, Calvin. I'm mad at you. 332 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,600 Me? Yes. 333 00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:35,160 After all our years we've been together, I don't want you thinking that you have 334 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:36,160 to manage me. 335 00:17:36,260 --> 00:17:38,400 I was just trying to protect your feelings. Why? 336 00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:41,000 You didn't want T and Tina to go off? 337 00:17:42,580 --> 00:17:44,080 I didn't make up that nickname. 338 00:17:45,260 --> 00:17:46,260 Well, who did? 339 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,880 Okay, I did. 340 00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:54,030 But it was actually kind of funny before you found out about it. 341 00:17:54,410 --> 00:17:58,870 Calvin, you're always saying people should talk things out, be more direct. 342 00:17:59,090 --> 00:18:03,610 Maybe you could show me the same respect instead of going around texting behind 343 00:18:03,610 --> 00:18:04,610 my back. 344 00:18:05,110 --> 00:18:07,070 Okay. I mean, you're right, my back. 345 00:18:07,690 --> 00:18:12,390 But just for the record, I'm not the only one in this marriage who isn't 346 00:18:12,390 --> 00:18:14,710 direct. What are you talking about? 347 00:18:15,430 --> 00:18:17,570 My favorite Adidas tracksuit. 348 00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:20,700 The one I accidentally spilled bleach on? 349 00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:25,880 I mean, come on. It was older than Malcolm. 350 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:28,220 You insisted on going out in it. 351 00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:30,620 You wore the A off. It just said Ditas. 352 00:18:31,580 --> 00:18:35,240 Well, you don't need the words if you got the stripes. The people know. 353 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:38,800 Okay, fine. 354 00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:42,220 I could have been more direct, just like you could have been. 355 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,120 I will be. 356 00:18:44,860 --> 00:18:45,860 Come here, girl. 357 00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:53,910 I mean, you really didn't like when I said you were hot like a firecracker? 358 00:18:54,910 --> 00:18:56,170 I kind of liked it. 359 00:18:57,450 --> 00:19:01,870 Well, in that case, this is about to be the fourth that you lie over here. 360 00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:05,130 Well, all right! 361 00:19:10,870 --> 00:19:14,290 I don't know. 362 00:19:14,650 --> 00:19:16,250 It could be therapeutic for you, Jerry. 363 00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:21,470 The heat of the light bulb releases the negative ions in the Himalayan salt. 364 00:19:21,890 --> 00:19:24,290 Will this help me with my online shopping addiction? 365 00:19:27,990 --> 00:19:34,690 No, uh... No, Jerry, it's a lamp made out of salt. It won't do anything 366 00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:35,690 for anybody. 367 00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:37,770 Well, I guess I'll try it. 368 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:44,820 No, Jerry, stop buying garbage on the Internet and go see a real therapist, 369 00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:46,440 which is what I used to be. 370 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,040 So is the shipping free? 371 00:19:52,180 --> 00:19:53,180 Goodbye, Jerry. 372 00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:22,040 Gemma, I've been thinking. 373 00:20:28,340 --> 00:20:29,340 Whoa. 374 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:31,920 No, no, no, no, no, Dave. 375 00:20:32,140 --> 00:20:34,040 You put this in the group chat. 376 00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:41,560 Maybe going to Kalamazoo is not so crazy.